Naughty Mrs. Santa’s Little Plea
Santa, must I tease in vain, Dear?
Let me go and fuck a reindeer
while you go clambering down chimneys far and near.
Am I a naughty girl Santa hubby?
I just wanna stay all warm and cozy,
while you shower all the joyous Christmas story.
Would it be okay to leave Comet and Prancer here?
I’ve banged them a lot of times last year
while you were too busy with the elves making toys for the year.
Oh they really made my year kick,
For they’ve used their antlers aside from their dick
And it is all what’s needed to do the fucking trick!
Their humping go after the Jingle Bell beat
And in return I sucked hard their luscious meat.
Oh it is really such a heavenly treat!
But don’t be jealous my Santa sweetie…
When your done with your work,
you and I all round and rosy,
Looking like two loving snowballs in our fuzzy Arctic furs,
Tucked in warm and snug together,
whisking through the winter weather
Where the tinkle of the sleigh-bells is the only sound that stirs.
Ho Ho Ho!!! Merry Christmas!
