Dave Winters world of horsesex

Top Ten Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Might Be Into Animal Love

10. She suddenly changes from a soap opera fan to a Transformers Beast Wars Fan.

9. He suddenly likes watching Animal Planet better than playing with his X-Box.

8. She offers to take your mangy dog to the vet, to the park, for a walk…whatever,

7. He keeps on taking you to the zoo during dates.

6. She screams out her dog’s name during sex.

5. You notice a recorded DVD with the label “Humping it out with Lassie” in his DVD collection.

4. He asks you to wear that cat costume he got you for Halloween during sex.

3. You see her face in one of the images of this site.

2. You discover that he is a daily visitor of this site.

1. You see her face in this site and discover that she *IS* a member of this site.

A Bestial Tongue Twister Part Eight:Mr. Don owned a monkey…

Mr. Don owned a monkey.
And Mr. Key owned a unicorn.
Now Don’s monkey owned Key’s unicorn
Before Don own Key,
Which made Key’s down sore.
Had Don suck Key’s unicorn
Before Key sucked Don’s monkey,
Don’s monkey would not have sucked
Key’s unicorn.
So Don’s ‘key sucked Key’s ‘orn.
But it was sad to see Key so sore
Just because Don’s ‘key sucked
Key’s ‘orn!

You might be into Animal Sex if…..

If you can name every pet that your neighbors own without flinching you might be into animal love!

If you can recognize their sounds(meows, barks, whatever) by heart you might be into animal love!

If you name your child after your favorite animal you might be into animal love!

If you see a horse statue and it reminds you of your last lover!

If your room is cluttered with animal sex pics you might be into animal love!

If you dress like an animal EVERY Halloween you might be into animal love!

If you dream that you are fucking an animal!

If you think that were an animal in your past life!!

And my favorite one of all would be…

If you keep on visiting this site YOU MIGHT BE INTO ANIMAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AND WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!!!

And here’s another one!!! Have fun!!!

A bitter bitching bitch
Bitched a biting broken stud,
And the bitched broken stud
Bitched the bitcher bitch back.
And the bitter bitch, bitched,
By the broken bitched stud,
Said: “I’m a bitter bitched bitch, alack!”

And here’s another one for you!!! Enjoy!!!

A big black bud banged a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Humans

Horses don’t give you AIDS.

They don’t make you pregnant either.

You can ride them as long as you want.

They are BIG.

They have lots of stamina(unlike some men I know….).

They are really BIG.

You can suck and bang them at the same time.

They are really, REALLY, BIG.

They don’t gossip and brag about they’re sex life with other to get soothe their egos.

They are REALLY FUCKING BIG.

And here’s another one for you to twist yer tongues with! Enjoy!!

Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fuckered fowlers.
Did Peter Fucker fuck a flock of fuckered fowlers?
If Peter Fucker fucked a flock of fucked fowlers,
where’s the flock of fuckered fowlers Peter Fucker fucked?

Reasons Why Fucking Horses is Better than Fucking Dogs

Horses don’t give you rabies.

They don’t bite either.

You can ride them as long as you want.

They are BIG.

They have lots of stamina.

They are really BIG.

You can suck and bang them at the same time.

They are really, REALLY, BIG.

They don’t bark and annoy the neighbors to get your attention.

They are REALLY FUCKING BIG.

Don’t say around non-horse people….

Part 1

Horse people… don’t say these in public; Sure, you’re just talking about horses or horse stuff…. but non-horse people may get the wrong idea and become confused, embarrassed, or afraid of you.

Do you like my breast collar?

His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned it.

In the winter, his Ass gets really hairy.

Don’t jump on him, sit down gently.

What a lovely Jackass!

She wants to breed to my stud.

There’s nothing like 17 hands between you legs!

Can I pet your Ass?

He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him.

He’s got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long.

Is she a maiden?

I wanted to breed to her stud, but he’s all booked this season.

this is the fourth one! Have fun!!!!

Once a fellow sucked a foal of Yellow
In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a foal of Yellow, “If a fellow sucks a foal of Yellow, Can a foal of Yellow suck a fellow sucker of a foal of Yellow?”